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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 29, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 29, 2021 This year's World Karaoke Championship has been won by India for the first time. "I'm really thrilled, it's a great honour to represent my country" said Gedupta Singh. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 29, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 29, 2021 Last night after finishing 10 pints I was dangerously weaving in the middle of the road. I thought, "It'd probably be safer to make this cane chair at home." 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 29, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 29, 2021 I was in Leicester and I saw a job advertised for "Gynaecological Assistant". I popped in and asked for more details. "Well," says the receptionist, "you have to help ladies get ready for the examination. Help them out of their underwear, lay them down, apply shaving foam to their private parts and shave them. The job pays £45,000 a year. Only problem is, you have to go to Nottingham." "Is that where the job is?" I asked. "No," she said "that's where the end of the queue for applicants is." 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 29, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 29, 2021 My pal Paddy is a bit of a D.I.Y. nut and asked me to come round to see that he had knocked the lounge into another room to make more space. I went in and he asked what i thought. "Well Paddy it doesn't really look much bigger, but it is certainly the tallest I have ever seen" 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him a strong lecture about drink. He said, ‘If you continue drinking as you do, you’ll gradually get smaller and smaller, and eventually you’ll turn into a mouse.” This frightened the life out of Paddy. He went home that night, and said to his wife, “Bridget... if you should notice me getting smaller and smaller, will ye kill that blasted cat?” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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