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A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly
announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals. I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?
 The blonde thinks long and hard and as the red head thinks she’s stumped the Blonde replied. 

 

"Oh. I’ve got it - it’s 'W'."
 

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Last joke from Grandpa...
We were seeing him in the hospital for the last time with our family and at some point my aunt asked who of us wanted coffee. We counted coffee drinkers among us and my aunt said "Ok, I'll bring a full tray"
My grandpa lifted his head for the last time and said "rather bring that in a cup, it's so hard to drink from the tray"
 

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On 10/29/2021 at 7:27 AM, fangless said:

At least it is more natural than this powdered potato mixsmash.jpeg.36e50879563042450e164916ec2e6031.jpeg

Ingredients

Dehydrated Potato (98%), Salt, Emulsifier (Mono- and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids), Stabiliser (Diphosphates), Antioxidants (Ascorbic Acid, Sodium Hydrogen Sulphite (Sulphites)), Colour (Curcumin), Flavouring

 

https://youtu.be/3SAbJjktk7E

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7 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Guys, if you think your wife’s vagina is too big now that she’s had kids, it’s important not to mention it.

 

Believe me I know, I once put my foot in it.

So you nickname it and call that a foot do you!  No wonder your wife keeps crashing the car!

 

 

 

 

 

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