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fangless Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 22 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said: Up your street I assume although I imagine it was a bit of a dead end job but at least the turn round was quick and easy with no road for mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 If you lose your scapegoat, you have no one to blame but yourself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Another Christmas present for the wife sorted. A second hand artificial leg. Nice stocking filler. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 *** Advice needed *** My kids keep finding the Christmas presents I have hidden around the house. Someone suggested I put them up in the loft, so I did and last night I literally had no sleep. All I could hear was them crying and moaning about spiders, the dark and wanting to be let back down. Any other suggestions please? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 My wife woke up with a big grin this morning. I love those magic markers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 If I had a pound for every time I didn't finish a point that I was making 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Got my wife a wombat for Christmas Don't know where she's going to play wom though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Thieves have stolen 20 crates of Red Bull from my local corner shop today. How do they sleep at night ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 The secret to originality is to never reveal your source. My dad told me that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 I took my wife out last night. The gunsmith's done a remarkable job on those sights. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 It’s a lovely crisp morning. I’ve had three packets already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, ballpoint said: *** Advice needed *** My kids keep finding the Christmas presents I have hidden around the house. Someone suggested I put them up in the loft, so I did and last night I literally had no sleep. All I could hear was them crying and moaning about spiders, the dark and wanting to be let back down. Any other suggestions please? Insulate the loft with sound proofing material! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. I'm now in hospital waiting to be seen. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 What did the Croydon mother name her 4 kids ? Jamal, Jamal, Jamal, and Jamal How does she tell them apart ? Their last names Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 10 minutes ago, ballpoint said: A second hand artificial leg. Would it not be better with a foot on the bottom of the leg rather than a hand and if she does need a second hand it might be better to put on the end of her arm instead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? He doesn't know, he hasn't opened it yet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Christmas has been a bit repetitive... so I got a different type of tree just to spruce it up a bit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 What does the Pope and a Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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