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 Little Johnny said: ‘Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?’ 
 ‘Yes. What about it?’ 
 ‘Well, the last generation just dropped it.’ 
 

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Good Ol’ Boys
Two good ol’ boys in a Tennessee trailer park are sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.
One says to the other, ‘If I was to sneak over to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you were off hunting and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?’
The other guy scratches his head, develops a look of deep thought on his face and after a couple of minutes answers,

 

‘Well, I don’t know about kin, but it sure would make us even.’

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A guy was nailing his interview when the employer said "Well you look great but I see here there was a 7 year gap since your last job… what happened there?".

 

The guy says "Oh, I went to Yale".

 

The employer: "Oh great!! Well, you're hired, you start Monday"

 

Guy: "Yay! I got a yob!"

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