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The Pope is handing out miracles in Liverpool when little Johnny comes on stage and says "can you help me with my hearing?"

"Certainly", says the Pope, waving his hands over Johnny's ears.  "How's your hearing now?"

"I don't know," says Johnny, "it's not till next Wednesday".

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6 hours ago, Crossy said:

I was allowed to watch Monty Python's :whistling:

God bless your Nana. She understood that you would have been a social outcast in the school playground if you hadn't watched Python the evening before - and didn't understand the Ministry of Silly Walks.

 

 

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