Worst Joke Ever 2024

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After an explosion at work, my friend put in a claim for industrial deafness.

It's been six weeks now, and he still hasn’t heard anything.

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Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?

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I'm selling my pet python on eBay. Some bloke just rang up and asked, "is it big?"

"It's massive", I said.

"How many feet?" he asked.

I said "none, it's a snake".

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Burglars broke into my bathroom last night. Luckily they only took my broken scales.

They won't get a weigh with it.

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I went to a fancy dress party as an alarm clock but I had to leave early.

People kept winding me up.

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Everyone in my neighbourhood wears woolen jumpers that are a size too small.

We're a very tight-knit community.

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There’s a siege at the zoo.

They’ve taken 3 ostriches.

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My budgie escaped from its cage and somehow mated with my dog.

I've got a couple of puppies going cheep if anyone's interested.

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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

There’s a siege at the zoo.

They’ve taken 3 ostriches.

 

Update:-

The Irish SAS have arrived, killed the gorillas and released the ostriches.