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A man visits the doctor for help with an embarrassing problem.
He explains that whenever he breaks wind, it sounds like a motorbike accelerating.
The doctor asks to take a look at the source of the problem and immediately diagnoses the fact that the man has an abscess in just the spot to generate this sound.
The man asks what this has to do with the sound of a motorbike accelerating to which the doctor replies 'Everyone knows that abscess makes the fart go Honda'.

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Went to a new restaurant in town.
The waiter said "For starters there's badger soup, followed by roast badger and finishing with badger mousse."
"Is there anything else apart from badger?" I asked.
"No", he replied. "It's a sett menu."

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Did I ever tell you that my great grandfather's first job was as a comedian on the Titanic?
His one liner went down really well with his audience.

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