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3 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Michelin Man is god!

See, that's the thing.

Any drawing or picture of a figure is drawn how the artist imagines it. So drawing Adam and Eve with belly buttons is using the imagination of the drawer. Unless we have an un-doctored photo, who knows?

Some Martian women have their vulva on their shoulder. Some Martian men have their penis as their pointing finger. So what we see as someone tapping another person on the shoulder, really is them getting it off.

I hope you follow all this?

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18 minutes ago, carlyai said:

See, that's the thing.

Any drawing or picture of a figure is drawn how the artist imagines it. So drawing Adam and Eve with belly buttons is using the imagination of the drawer. Unless we have an un-doctored photo, who knows?

Some Martian women have their vulva on their shoulder. Some Martian men have their penis as their pointing finger. So what we see as someone tapping another person on the shoulder, really is them getting it off.

I hope you follow all this?

But all the renaissance artists drew them that way with the pope's approval. 

For example, the relevant bit of Michelangelo's 'Creation of Adam" on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

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We know he approved, because they (art work and artist) would have come to a sticky end if he hadn't.

 

 

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