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3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Isaac Newton told his publisher "I like big, huge tits!"

But they couldn't write that, so he reworded it "The greater the size of the masses, the greater the attractive force."

I just wonder; Did he find focussing on the subject matter a titilating and uplifting experience?

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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

How can people in front of me at a crowded pub never know what they want to drink when the barman asks them? I just don't get it.
I know what I want 2 hours after I get to work.

I'm normally just too p!ssed after two hours at work to either remember what I drank earlier or what I want next

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