Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted September 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 9, 2019 Some cops just don’t have a sense of humour. !! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Some cops just don’t have a sense of humour. !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Poor old dad !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 One for our American cousins !! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Rather his balls than mine ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 How the khrap is he gonna khrap??Khrap [emoji120] 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted September 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 9, 2019 aaaand cue cheese puns in..5.......4.........3........2........ 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 10 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said: How the khrap is he gonna khrap I don't think he would manage to have even one job with that layout. Think "Bill Connolly and the Jobbie weacha" for the Scottish meaning of "Job(bie)" or "Job" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Need to have some blood spots on the symbol and a blood soaked sword hanging from the roof to make this work properly !!Man !, I gave this one far too much thought !!Gotta get off TVF !, i fear for my sanity !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted September 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 9, 2019 5 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said: aaaand cue cheese puns in..5.......4.........3........2........ Please, no cheese puns - I camembert it ... (well, just one more) 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted September 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2019 Catman ?? 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Me, back in the day !!( yup, that’s me being carried ☹️) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 That lad who sang the 'hokey cokey' died the other day. It took ages to get him into the coffin; They put his left arm in, his right are out: In, out, in, out. then they let him fall out. They did the the hokey cokey, and they turned him round. And that's what it's all about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) Two bananas were half peeled by the side of the river, taking in the sun. Just upstream a buffalo did a big one. But so as not to pollute the water he picked it up and put it in a plastic bag. And then chucked it into the water (must have been a Thai buffalo!) The plastic bag floated downstream, and as it got alongside the bananas it said "come on in guys, the water's lovely." One banana said to the other "let's go in." The other banana said "take no notice; he's full of <deleted>." Edited September 10, 2019 by owl sees all 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/9/2019 at 9:35 AM, Andrew Dwyer said: Poor old dad !! I am surprised your dad is still driving an undertaker's vehicle at his age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 I am surprised your dad is still driving an undertaker's vehicle at his age!And more amazingly he was driving from inside the box !! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 19 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said: aaaand cue cheese puns in..5.......4.........3........2........ It would be churlish of me to disobey your command! (don't blame me for what follows as you asked for it) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted September 10, 2019 Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." I got a sweater for my birthday. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: And more amazingly he was driving from inside the box !! At least he must have been thinking outside the box to do it. Bloody back seat drivers, they will be the death of someone. Edited September 10, 2019 by scottiejohn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 A chief research economist at the Thai Ministry of Finance has been appointed honourary Professor of Physics at Thamasat University, in recognition of both his General and Special Theories of Bangkok Tax Returns, in which he proves that the whole fabric of the space-time continuum is not merely curved, it is in fact totally bent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 It would be churlish of me to disobey your command! (don't blame me for what follows as you asked for it)Enough !! , I surrender !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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