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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Sorry to anyone who felt my joke about the herbs and fish was inappropriate.
I realise there’s a thyme and a plaice for these things.

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