Popular Post ballpoint Posted August 8, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2022 A woman decides to test her three Son in-laws for their good nature. For this, She goes for a walk by a river with the 1st Son-In-Law and jumps in. He saves her. Next morning he finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with note: " From your Mother-In-Law". Later she goes for a walk by the river with the 2nd Son-In-Law and jumps in. He too saves her. Next morning he also finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with note: "From your Mother-In-Law". Next day she goes for a walk by the river with the 3rd Son-In-Law & jumps in. He ignores her and walks away. Next morning he finds a BMW M5 parked outside his house with note: " From your Father-In-Law!" 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted August 8, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2022 A retired man purchased a home near a secondary school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, then the new school year began. One afternoon early into the first term, three loud young boys came down his street, beating merrily on every bin they came across. They then did so every day, until finally the retired chap decided it was time to take some action. The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the boys as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, "You kids are a lot of fun. I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favour? I'll give you each a pound if you'll promise to come around every day and do your thing.” The boys were more than happy and continued to bang the bins every day on their walk home. After a few days, the old man walked out and greeted the kids again. However this time, he didn’t have a smile on his face. "This recession's really putting a big dent in my income." he told them. "I'm going to have to cut it down to 50p a day to keep you kids banging the bins.” The kids were obviously unimpressed but they accepted the reduction in payment and continued their afternoon activities. A few days later, the man approached them again. "Look," he said, "I haven't picked up my pension yet so I'm not going to be able to give you more than 20p to bang on the bins. Will that be okay?" "That's it!?" the 'drum leader' exclaimed. "If you think we're going to waste our time beating these around for 20p a day, you're nuts! No way, mister. We quit!" ....... And the man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VocalNeal Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Aussie journalist Mark Fogarty flat-out asked Bernie Ecclestone if he had been involved with the Great Train Robbery - a rumour that 'the Bolt' had long enjoyed, as it meant that more people were afraid of him. "I couldn't have been," he said. "It was too badly organised and not enough money." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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