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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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The other day I came home from work and my wife was sitting on the couch with my girlfriend.
Stunned, I asked, "What's going on here?"
My wife replied, "You tell me."
I told her, "It looks like you're sitting here with some total stranger."
My girlfriend stood up and said, "Stranger? We've been sleeping together for months!"

I turned to my wife and asked, "My God, is this true?"

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A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken

to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your

secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"

Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey,

my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you

wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very

efficient."

"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed

her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."

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