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I stopped at one of these roadside cafe's recently. There was sign offering Lobster Tails for £5 so I handed over my fiver and the guy said "Once upon a time there was this lobster...."

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My wife is like a newspaper, a new issue everyday.

 

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. We went out, had drinks and it turns out he’s a web designer.

 

Today my wife left me because I am insecure. Oh wait! She's back, she just went to get coffee.

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