Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Boy in the bath with his mum.
Boy says, "What’s that hairy thing between your legs mum ?"
Mum replies, "That is my special sponge."
"Oh yes," says the boy,

 

"The babysitters got one of those as well, I've seen her washing daddy's face with it while she blew him up!
 

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1 minute ago, ballpoint said:

And if you are the cause of all that trouble you wont be sitting down either!

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16 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

"Actually I'm just feeling a bit "heady" today because I have nobody to go out with!"

 

 

 

 

Edited September 19, 2021 by fangless

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2 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

The neck of some people! Just what do they expect?

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I looked out the window and it was heaving it down.
I thought...
I'm not going out in that, 
I think I'll just stay home and pick the kids up from school tomorrow!' 

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Just now, ballpoint said:

Do you have to shell out to join?

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What do you get when you cross:- A gorilla and a sheep?

A nice wool coat, except the sleeves are too long. 
 

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 Did you hear about the man who started writing poetry as soon as he got up in the morning? -

He went from bed to verse. 
 

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Chat-up Line:- •

 I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox. 
 

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23 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Thanks for calling the S&M support line.

Unfortunately all of our operators are tied up at the moment.

They normally just put me on hold while they whip up one of their reps to handle me!

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