Worst Joke Ever 2024

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After last week’s fiasco, the Government have decided to replace the

Standards Committee with a non-political system. P.A.Y.L will commence operation on Monday next.

 

All payments for Pay As You Lobby are to be made in brown paper envelopes (available from Harrods)

to the Chief Whips Orifice (sorry I meant to say office).

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No--Sorry not a joke,

I saw this on a Thai site and I just wanted to share------ Amazing street Art

 

 

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[Zyxel]

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4 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

It gives "Ultrasound" a whole new meaning!

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40 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

After last week’s fiasco, the Government have decided to replace the

Standards Committee with a non-political system. P.A.Y.L will commence operation on Monday next.

 

All payments for Pay As You Lobby are to be made in brown paper envelopes (available from Harrods)

to the Chief Whips Orifice (sorry I meant to say office).

Are they hiring Thai consultants to streamline the Brown. Envelope Stuffing Tributes (B.E.S.T. ) procedures?

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57 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

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Does it count as a "Hole-in-One"?

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Ben Hogan Quotes;

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.

This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.

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13 hours ago, fangless said:

If a man was speaking, deep in the forest, and there was no one there to hear him, would he still be wrong?
     
 

If you ask my wife, she will say yes!

 

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20 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

A 40ish woman once said to me, you are old enough to have learned how to put the seat back down every time you use the toilet.  

I responded, I learned how to pick it up, so I don't urinate all over it, I guess you haven't learned yet, how to put it down so your ass does not fall in the water when you sit down.   It's easy.  Do it yourself.  

 

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