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After last week’s fiasco, the Government have decided to replace the

Standards Committee with a non-political system. P.A.Y.L will commence operation on Monday next.

 

All payments for Pay As You Lobby are to be made in brown paper envelopes (available from Harrods)

to the Chief Whips Orifice (sorry I meant to say office).

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40 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

After last week’s fiasco, the Government have decided to replace the

Standards Committee with a non-political system. P.A.Y.L will commence operation on Monday next.

 

All payments for Pay As You Lobby are to be made in brown paper envelopes (available from Harrods)

to the Chief Whips Orifice (sorry I meant to say office).

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Are they hiring Thai consultants to streamline the Brown. Envelope Stuffing Tributes (B.E.S.T. ) procedures?

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Ben Hogan Quotes;

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.

This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.

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