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Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2021 He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out whose naughty and nice Santa Claus is in contravention of Article 4 of General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016 / 679 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2021 When I was born and my father picked me up for the first time he said to my mother “ The kid’s got bad breath and a hair lip“. She said “ You’re holding him upside down ! “ 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2021 I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2021 10 years ago a bloke came up to me in the pub. He told me to invest in beef, chicken and vegetable stocks. I wish I'd listened to him. He's a bouillonaire now. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2021 Can’t believe I got fired on my very first day as a signwirter. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2021 I met a dwarf called Peter, he's a baker and was telling me about baking flatbreads, it was fascinating. I love the pita patter of tiny Pete. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2021 Before the crowbar was invented, crows drank at home. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 If Tetris taught me anything, it is that mistakes pile up while success just vanishes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2021 Somebody once told me a kebab is great for soaking up the beer. I ran some tests and I must say I much prefer a cloth. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted November 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2021 7 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I wish to complain! I took your advice and I'm still waiting... Don't get "Catty" with me! ???? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2021 I was on Twitter the other day and some clown had the gall to call me illiterate. I soon showed him though. I posted a photo of my parents' marriage certificate just to prove him wrong. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted November 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2021 My girlfriend walked out on me, with my Bob Marley CD and my Satellite dish. No Woman, no Sky! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted November 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2021 6 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Before the crowbar was invented, crows drank at home. It must have been murder when they all nestled into it at the same time! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 13 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I met a dwarf called Peter, he's a baker and was telling me about baking flatbreads, it was fascinating. I love the pita patter of tiny Pete. Is he always leavened level with you or is he a flat out liar rolling in dough?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted November 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 11, 2021 16 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Can’t believe I got fired on my very first day as a signwirter. Didn't you see the righting on the wall? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 17 minutes ago, ballpoint said: 10 years ago a bloke came up to me in the pub. He told me to invest in beef, chicken and vegetable stocks. I wish I'd listened to him. He's a bouillonaire now. And I bet you thought he was just stirring it and making a laughing stock of you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 28 minutes ago, ballpoint said: He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out whose naughty and nice Santa Claus is in contravention of Article 4 of General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016 / 679 What about his cookies? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 (edited) 47 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Badly laid key stones are a builder's arch enemy. Stone me, that's an a mason thought! Edited November 11, 2021 by fangless spelling!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted November 11, 2021 Share Posted November 11, 2021 2 hours ago, sanuk711 said: Should be easy as there is plenty of room! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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