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Over forty years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful girl I've ever met to marry me.

All 3 said no, so I got stuck with this one instead.

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When my wife and I argue, I tighten the top of every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say: Oh yeah, you need me now eh?

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Teacher: "Use the word ‘intermittent’ in a sentence".
Johnny: "While I was camping it began to rain hard so I ran intermittent".

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