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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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A cop sees a car drive by, and the driver is not wearing his seat belt.

So he pulls over an elderly couple, decides to give them a warning. As he approaches the vehicle, he sees the driver reach up and put on his seat belt.

You know, we have a mandatory seat belt law, he says.

I have my seat belt on, the old guy replies.

I saw you put it on as I came up, says the cop.

I’ve had it on since I left the house. Ask the wife!

(Heavy sigh) Look, I’m just giving you a warning. Wear your seat belt.

Old guy is outraged. My seat belt is on! I have had it on since I left my driveway. Ask the wife!

Cop just wants to end it. Ma’am, do you corroborate that he’s had it on the whole time?

I never argue with him when he’s been drinking.

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