Worst Joke Ever 2025

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I like my women like I like my whiskey... 90 years old and kept in a barrel.
Only joking, - 18 years old and full of coke!

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If one Domino's pizza shop collapses,
would the others then fall in succession?

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This is a song for Mathematicians:
Get your kicks, on 8.12403840463596

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I've just seen my mates new tattoo, his chest is covered in vertical and horizontal lines.
He's excelled himself this time.

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April is mathematics awareness month.
Celebrate with a takeaway.

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Can anyone help me with my Easter crossword puzzle?
2 across. "Where they nailed Jesus."

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Just got sacked from my job as a dishwasher. I kept putting the plates and bowls in the wrong order.

The boss reckons I'm Dishlexic.

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Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

Now you mention Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots, but cannot hit...

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Just won a medal at the World Weather Forecasting Championships.

I beat the raining champion.