Worst Joke Ever 2025

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"Dad, can you tell me what an eclipse is?"

" No son"

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I had a right fright just now. I was in the bath reading a ghost story, next thing I felt a tap on my shoulder.

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My wife and I are finally sexually compatible.
Now we both get a headache at the same time.

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While much is known about the great Diana Dors, very little is known about her sister Erin.

Except she never went out much.

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I've just finished reading about the entire history of lubricant.

It's the best non friction book I've ever read

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I thought that finally I was over my obsession with Tipperary,

but my doctor says I still have a way to go.

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My career path over my life was to become a wit -
I'm halfway there.
 

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I asked the Doctor
'Is my being overweight due to my underactive thyroid?'
He said 'No, it's due to your overactive knife and fork'

[carlyai]

3 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Who does that? Nailing the scrotum to the kitchen table I mean.

Seems a bit extreme. 

I like the thought of the back entry move while shouting 'Who's hour Daddy'.

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