Worst Joke Ever 2025

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Well, I've had a wonderful month but this wasn't it.

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Meanwhile, in Huddersfield the locals are complaining of the complexity of the new Covid rulings so the council made it clearer for them !!
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Going to make a movie when all this over. 

Got most of the plot figured out.

It is based on a guy in lock-down with a bunch of other guys and how they relieve the boredom. Just a few more details to add to the script.

Maybe @NCC1701A for the leading star.

Title is Clean Hand Luke.

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On 4/7/2020 at 2:13 AM, Mike Teavee said:

You know I would think you were joking, but have recently watched "Tiger King" and was amazed at how many people in the US have pet tigers/lions/cheetahs etc... 

 

I'm in awe mate, by far my favourite animal, you should start a thread with some pics... 

 

On 4/7/2020 at 2:13 AM, Mike Teavee said:

You know I would think you were joking, but have recently watched "Tiger King" and was amazed at how many people in the US have pet tigers/lions/cheetahs etc... 

 

I'm in awe mate, by far my favourite animal, you should start a thread with some pics... 

Deepest condolences, I hope your stomach is better soon ????

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On 4/7/2020 at 3:08 AM, VocalNeal said:

According to QI. There are more pet tigers in the US than there are tigers in the wild.

According to QI, dogs copulate back to back, who'd have thought they'd read the Kama Sutra?

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The late great Bernard Manning!

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Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders,

a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

 

He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over.

Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.

 

The driver obviously confused said;

 "Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?"

 

"Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous".

 

"Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly.

 

The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error.

 

"Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK?

 

These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time;

 "Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142."

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