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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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All you skeptics take note, ignore the dodgy emails from princes in Nigeria,

accept those from Zimbabwe

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1 hour ago, Crossy said:

Pages of them on Lazada ...

If I knew someone was using one of these I would be tempted to rat on them for not being squeaky clean at their place of work!

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The RAF has called on the U. S. to help find a £120 million F-35B stealth bomber which has been lost a mile below the surface after crashing into the Mediterranean.

If you lose your iPhone, Apple can pinpoint it anywhere in the world in seconds.

So how come the air force can't locate this plane? Still, I suppose it proves that the stealth technology actually works.

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