Worst Joke Ever 2025

[Zyxel]

horsing around?

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1 hour ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024 but it won't have any windows.

Rumour is they’re working on a self driving boat for the Scots as well.
They’re going to call it the iAye
 

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1 hour ago, Zyxel said:

I think I'll pass on that one!

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1 hour ago, Zyxel said:

I wonder if the ghosty one is called Casper?

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1 hour ago, Zyxel said:

Why not, we listen to you!

????

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1 hour ago, Zyxel said:

horsing around?

I'm not sure whether this should be labeled "Ride it Cowboy" or "Show us your t!ts"!

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I just bought some extra strong mints,
but I can't get them out of the packet.

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Bill Gates made his name in software.
Richard Branson made his name in air travel and media.
Donald Trump made his name in property.
I made my name in alpha betty spaghetti.

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My wife didn't order anything from Lazada yesterday, so the delivery guy knocked on the door to see if we were ok.

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I was sitting with my mate having a few beers when he leaned in put his hand on my leg and said, "Fancy staying here tonight?" with a wink.
"What about work tomorrow?" I asked.
He said, "What about work?"
I said, "You're going to struggle with two black eyes and a broken arm."

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Great questions of our time:

Did she ever find out how much the doggie in the window was?

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Environmentalists say the Green Belt is in danger of disappearing in Britain.
I agree. I can't remember the last time I saw someone wearing one.

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Interesting fact:
If all the Chinese people in the world held hands around the equator.......
Most of them would drown.

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The inventor of pseudonyms is unknown.

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Bratwurst
Sauerkraut
Cabbage
Potatoes
Cheese
Beetroot
Onions
Bread
Butter
Schindler's mum's list.

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I hate having to explain myself.
Don't ask me why.

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To kill a vegan vampire, use a sharpened steak.

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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

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22 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I just bought some extra strong mints,
but I can't get them out of the packet.

My Fisherman's Friend might be able to help but you will still need to cough up some dough even though he is  minted!

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23 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Bill Gates made his name in software.
Richard Branson made his name in air travel and media.
Donald Trump made his name in property.
I made my name in alpha betty spaghetti.

Be carefull!  You could end up eating your own words!

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23 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Environmentalists say the Green Belt is in danger of disappearing in Britain.
I agree. I can't remember the last time I saw someone wearing one.

I agree they seem to be bracing themselves for the reported climate changes!

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24 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

How much does it cost to get a baguette driving licence and can you spread the payments on it?

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23 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Note For Northerners.  If you have not worn yer Big Coat for a while it's the top bed covering with sleeves and buttons!
 

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4 minutes ago, fangless said:

Be carefull!  You could end up eating your own words!

And taking a dump could spell disaster.

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24 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I hate having to explain myself.
Don't ask me why.

In that case Can I ask you "Why not" instead?

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25 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I can suggest 57 various solutions to cure his problem.

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25 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

To kill a vegan vampire, use a sharpened steak.

If you kill him with a rare steak can you still be told that the job was well done?