23 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

 

He'll do it eventually he doesn't need to be told every 6 months.

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

 

He had an urge to stick his willy into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

 

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home early. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my willy into the pickle slicer?"

 

"Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired."  "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

 

"Oh...she got fired too."

 

Congratulations, you finally found the square root!

 

And people have the nerve to say true love isn’t real

 

 

Two beggars are sitting side by side on the street in Rome.

 

One has a cross in front of him, the other a Star of David.

 

Many people go by, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.

 

A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar sitting behind the cross, but none give to the beggar sitting behind the Star of David.

 

Finally, the priest goes over to the beggar behind the Star of David and says: "Don't you understand? This is a Catholic country. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially if you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite!".

 

The beggar behind the Star of David listened to the priest, turned to the other beggar with the cross and said: "Moshe, look who's trying to teach the Goldman brothers about marketing!"

 

 

On 2/7/2024 at 9:33 AM, tomazbodner said:

Makes you wonder what they were drinking and smoking when they came up with those names...

Not trying to stir up trouble but Worriednoodle is also a bit strange?

To answer you question ,probably drinking beer?

On 2/6/2024 at 8:23 AM, oxo1947 said:

 

                                              T..I..T..

 

The monkeys revenge.