where do snowmen go to dance ..

 

A Snowball

 

Vladimir Putin lands at Phuket and gets to immigration... but the officer is suspicious, so he wants to ask some additional questions...

Immigration officer: Birthdate?

Putin: 7 October 1952

Immiration officer: Birthplace?

Putin: Leningrad

Immigration officer: Occupation?

Putin: No, no, only vacation...

5 hours ago, Beachcomber said:

where do snowmen go to dance ..

 

A Snowball

 

I thought that was the answer to the question "What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen" ? 😎 Or should that be snowballs ?

Edited February 5, 20242 yr by VBF

Long time ago, John was wandering through the country.

It became evening and needed a place to sleep.

He came upon a monastery and asked if they had a place for him

They had, so he got a simple room and bed.

Sleeping clothes like a white shirt and in that time a head cap.

He woke up in the night and had to go to loo.

So with a candle in his hands he was roaming the halls.

Then he met a non and she asked" Oooooooh, are you a spirit, looking for god?" 

He said "No im John and looking for the pot"

 

 

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