Posted an Acorn Meme (joke) yesterday--but although the American sites are awash with jokes on this incident I dont think

that news of it reached Thailand. So posted a link below

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 18, 20242 yr by oxo1947

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both...

Adam's first words when he met Eve "Stand back honey I don't know how big this thing gets"

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane:

"I think everyone's asleep, let's go."

"This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first."

"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down!"

"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on."

Sniff, sniff ,"Ah perfume - you think of everything!"

"This is great....." (long sigh!)

Static on the loud speaker, then a new voice: "This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector."

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Bloody big dogs if the spelling is correct!

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Is there anything she can't do?

Yes! getting me or even @ballpointto shag her!