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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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I've just seen an elderly Muslim woman wearing a sheepskin burkha.

She looked like mutton dressed Islam.

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When I was younger I trained as an ice cream man.

I went to sundae school.

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A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Luigi was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.

Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Luigi reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.
The sex finally ends and, again, Luigi smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Luigi reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Luigi falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian.

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I remember my first job on a building site as a lad. A lorry pulled up to deliver an elevator to site.

I sent him away because my mum said I shouldn’t accept lifts from strangers.

1 hour ago, Digitalbanana said:

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No sh!t! Are you taking the p!ss or just a dump on all of us?

Either way it is just a load of cr@p!

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

When I was younger I trained as an ice cream man.

I went to sundae school.

I can't lick that one in 99 years!

1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

I can't lick that one in 99 years!

 

What a flake🤔

1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

I can't lick that one in 99 years!

 

23 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

 

What a flake🤔

 

There are hundreds and thousands of puns you could make...

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10 hours ago, ravip said:

 

Very cleverly adapted from this recorded in 1958........

 

And whichever Muppet posted the "confused" emoticon....there's just no hope for you!  🤣

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Martin71 said:

 

 

There are hundreds and thousands of puns you could make...

We are getting wafer thin here but let us not get too whipped up here!

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Women like men who know how to listen to them...

 

 

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