A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

 

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand.

 

But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

 

The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

 

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

 

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

“But before we begin, this announcement: Mr. Johnson! Mr. Frank Johnson! … If you’re out there, the conference organizers would like you to know that you were never actually invited.”

 

 

.                             “Nice try.”

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Independance Day, and God Bless the Unites States of America!

Concealed carry? 

1 hour ago, Yellowtail said:

Happy Independance Day, and God Bless the Unites States of America!

13 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Right mental age, though 🙄

12 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

For those who are confused go to kickers.proud.seasons and zoom out 🙂 

 

 

No One Expected That Result !

 

 

Edited July 5, 20242 yr by oxo1947