A photographer was killed in a freak accident today.
Whilst trying to take a group photo a giant lump of cheddar fell on him.
Bystanders said they did try to warn him.

Immigration wins First Prize at local OTOP Fair. 

In order to support local initiatives Immigration did set up a stand at a recent OTOP Fair.

And deservedly they did win First Prize in the Handicraft Category with their original Tablecloth made of recycled Brown Envelopes.

As there were some persistent rumors that some of the Brown Envelope material still contained overlooked banknotes, Immigration had a Black & White Minstrel SWAT team on stand-by in case some visitors to their stand got the 'wrong idea'.

To the surprise of the Immigration officials their stand attracted no farang visitors, but the three Agents that visited to re-negociate their under-the-table contracts made participation in the  2-day event fully worthwhile according to an Immigration spokesperson.

 

 

A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.

“Magic beer,” he says.

“Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?”

Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, flies around the building, then finally returns to his seat with a triumphant smile.

“Amazing!” the man says. “Lemme try some of that!” The man grabs the beer. He downs it, leaps off the roof —and plummets 15 stories to the ground.

The bartender shakes his head. “You know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”

I accidentally walked into the local Bulimia Support Group meeting earlier.
I was surprised at how many people were there.
The place was absolutely heaving.

I was in our local karma restaurant. No menus, you just get what you deserve.