Spring is just around the Corner 

 

 

When my wife lost interest in sex and would just lie there staring at the ceiling, I decided to buy a water bed to spice things up.

 

It didn't change her attitude, but at least it felt like she was participating.

Silent H
One day, I asked my English Teacher, "Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H ...in Hour, Honour. ...etc. ...?????? My English Teacher said, " We are not ignoring them; they're considered silent "....... (I was even more confused .....?????) During the lunch break, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to heat it in the Cafeteria. I ate all the food and returned her the empty container. ....!!!!!!! My English Teacher : What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food, you are returning me an empty container. I replied, "sir, I thought 'H' was silent.

When I told my parents my wife had come down with the flu, my Dad said,
"Well have you tried euthanasia?" In the background I could hear my Mom yell, "For the last time Henry, it's pronounced 'Echinacea'! Echinacea'!!!!

I tripped over my girlfriends bra.
I think it was a booby trap...

This advert cracks me up!

Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Spelling is obviously top of the curriculum!

Edited February 15, 20215 yr by fangless

 

Duh!

6 hours ago, roo860 said:

inspired by Dave Allen?? ???? 

Edited February 15, 20215 yr by fangless

... rare photo: 

 

 

he stormed to his wife 

 

 

A Brit Joke.............

 

Very Touching..........

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1 minute ago, sanuk711 said:

A Brit Joke.............

 

Very Touching..........

not a joke anywhere. 

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