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Official - say goodbye to one of the best dermatologists in Thailand

Guderian · 20 hours ago20 hr

I'm posting this in the Pattaya forum as it's specific to our fair city, rather than to general health and well-being in Thailand. The background is given here: I saw Dr. Anna this morning for routine six-monthly cryotherapy and she confirmed that she will retire at the end of August and then go to see her daughter who works at Stanford. As already mentioned in the topic, it's not her decision and has been forced on her by Bangkok Hospital. It seems all the e-mails of support we sent the hosp
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World Cup stars take on the manosphere
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bannork · July 13Jul 13

The World Cup has delivered unforgettable football moments, but another story has been unfolding away from the goals and glory. England's victory over Norway may have ended Erling Haaland's tournament, yet it did nothing to dent the warm friendship between him and England star Jude Bellingham. Before Saturday night's clash, social media buzzed with clips celebrating the pair's long-standing bond, which began when they were teenagers at Borussia Dortmund. As the teams emerged from the tunnel, Be
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bannork · 11 hours ago11 hr

A modelling scout whose name appeared extensively in files linked to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has been found dead at his home near Paris, as French authorities investigate the circumstances of his death. Daniel Siad, 69, was discovered on Monday in Colombes, north-west of the French capital. Prosecutors have opened an inquiry to establish the cause of death, with a post-mortem examination now due. Death Comes Amid Ongoing Investigation The Nanterre prosecutor's office confirmed an
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The killers of a policeman are to be released early. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/39839712/pc-andrew-harpers-wife-slams-killers-early-release/
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So Elon Musk loses his s**t over The Odyssey, claiming he'll have Grok produce a full length movie that's "historically accurate". He might as well say he wants "The Lord Of The Rings" to be authentic and accurate. A long, long time ago I thought Musk was smart. He's not. He's dumB with a capital B. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jul/22/elon-musk-grok-imagine-historically-accurate-ai-homers-odyssey-christopher-nolan https://www.euronews.com/culture/2026/07/22/elon-musks-anti-odyssey-ca
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spidermike007 replied to Georgealbert's topic in Thailand News - Discussion

I was in Phuket last year and the island is now one big garbage heap, people seem to keep on traveling to Phuket but it was such a pale shadow of what it was when I was last there 10 years ago. It was absolutely infested with low end Malaysians, Arabs, Indians and especially the spectacularly unpleasant Russians, no thanks I never need to go back. The traffic was an abomination, everything was overpriced, Bangla Road was utterly horrific with barely an attractive woman in sight, and the entire place just reeked.
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patman30 replied to Georgealbert's topic in Thailand News - Discussion

"universal" is what you initially stated and it was the only thing I corrected you on accept the L and stop trying to move the goal posts there is no eastern and western sense of the word "universal" conditional is not universal stop talking blox I got better things to do than go around in circles with you you are simply not worth the time or effort. Have a nice day.
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Mine was covered by Veterans Affairs as it was related to my service. The cost for mine was 542,000 THB. But a simple rotator cuff repair package is available. Arthroscope shoulder Acromioplasty with Rotator cuff repair / Bankart / SLAP 1 side (Exclude Implant) Stay in the hospital for 2 nights Price 373,000 THB.
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JonnyF replied to bannork's topic in What the Papers are Saying

50 people living in isolation is not a community. And there is no continuity, there was a 350 year gap. Those 50 Jews living in isolation 800 years ago were Jewish. The clue is in the name. Back on topic, the back players in the English team are not ethically English. Do you accept that now? The sons of African immigrants to England are not ethnically English. A few dozen Jews living briefly in England 800 years ago before being expelled does not change that. If that's the best you've got to support your racist hate campaign of ethnic erasure, I pity you. 😄
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Should foreigners try to integrate into or change Thai culture?

simon43 · 15 hours ago15 hr

This question applies to any foreigner who settles in a different country, but let's limit it to Thailand. Very few foreigners here become Thai citizens. There are a number of PRs, but the vast majority of us are on non-immigrant visas, and therefore not legally settled here. I see/read about many foreigners who 'settle' in Thailand, but then share nothing with the local population, other than the sun. They make little effort to learn the language or traditions or history or culture. They c
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Where/How did your AN-Profile image originate?: And, why?
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Where/How did your AN-Profile image originate?: And, why?

GammaGlobulin · Tuesday at 12:45 AM2 days

Dear Folks, Some of you seem to have come up with the strangest AN-profile images. And, I would like to say “congratulations” to some of you, for your creativity. No doubt, most members here are curious concerning where, and why, TV members find, and select, these images. Even more curious, still, is the question: WHY TV-members chose these strange images to represent themselves on TV. So then: Does anybody know? Surely, it is just about-time that someone here asked this important questi
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