1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

At a recent job interview:
"What's your name?"
"Dave ******* ******* Smith"
"Do you suffer from Tourette's Dave"
"No. But the Vicar at the Christening did."

As he didn't get the Job did he feel it was beacause he didn't tick all the right boxes with that response?

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Spoke to my Son last night about him treating the house like a hotel.
I thought it went ok, but now there's a <deleted> review on trip advisor.

Look on the bright side.  If it is a really terrible review even the In-Laws might refuse to visit!
 

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are standing.

Isn't it the same with inches either side of the bedroom door?

For those who like to post their food photos. Here is my yesterdays breakfast.

 

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Still not as bad as …..church on Sunday morning.