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5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

F...off :))))

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7 hours ago, Zyxel said:

Reminds me of a former neighbour who had a one-man company maintaining woodblock floors.

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I have many self recorded cassettes.. I need a good cassette player
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Where is the most luxurious condo building in the Pattaya / Jomtien areas? When I retire ( in which it won't be this year and unlikely next year ) I would like to live in a high class condo building where there is a doorman and security and spas ,saunas , good gym I am told of the Copacabana in Jomtien however researching this it appears there are a lot of Airbnb customers in there I don't want to be sharing with noisy kids screaming etc and young party goers Please spare me the melodramas w
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https://www.devdiscourse.com/article/international/3979559-ukraine-launches-biggest-moscow-drone-attack-as-russia-votes Ukraine launched what Moscow's ‌mayor called the biggest drone attack yet on the Russian capital on Sunday, as Russians voted on the final day of a parliamentary election that President Vladimir Putin has cast as a test of support for the war in Ukraine. The drone strikes killed two people in the Moscow region and two more in the Russian-held part ‌of Ukraine's Kherson region,
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Support for rejoining the European Union is the most popular option for Britain’s future relationship with the bloc in all but four Great Britain constituencies, according to new polling of nearly 12,000 voters. The findings put pressure on the government’s Brexit red lines as Prime Minister Andy Burnham pushes for closer ties with Brussels and faces demands to go further. Rejoining EU tops voters’ wish list The YouGov poll, commissioned by Best for Britain, found 35 per cent of voters preferre
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So, will the stupidity ever be too much for the MAGA movement? I see plenty of videos of MAGA people renouncing trump, but they're almost all moving on because they're personally affected. They didn't give a s**t when ICE were running rampant or the Epstein files were (are) being withheld. I'm guessing the answer is no, because at this point in time they've got too much invested in the guy so it would be too painful to admit they were wrong all along. The reason I'm asking is because if you wat
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Why Spain no longer wants party-going Brits Destinations including Ibiza, Magaluf and Benidorm are fed up with rowdy behaviour September 20, 2026 6:00 am (Updated 6:01 am) The i Paper Why Spain no longer wants party-going Brits Destinations including Ibiza, Magaluf and Benidorm are fed up with rowdy behaviour
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Because you saw some videos of people with brown skin and tatoos being deported you conclude they are as bad as Hitler. Is that your idea of common sense? Also, people have been crossing US borders illegally for as long as the US has had border laws. That even happens under Trump. I assume you are also appalled about Trump letting them in uncontested.
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I think we should not oversimplify things to the level "having the right to vote is good and the lacking it is bad". Let's consider that the right to vote also entails the responsibility for this vote. Responsibility for one's vote means that people understand politics and take responsibility—themselves (yes, themselves, rather than mindlessly dumping the blame on the authorities)—not only for their actions but also for their inaction. Situations vary. If a society is mature and truly accepts responsibility, then democracy is a viable option. With that in mind, you should be able to calmly accept the fact that the world (including the US) is moving more toward a model of democracy resembling Democratic Korea than the US model.
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Do you suffer from FUPA?

Alpha84 · 6 hours ago6 hr

Fatty Upper Pubic Areas are a serious problem that can, in some cases, develop into something even worse: buried penis. And although I am very much in favour of burying the penis in the right places, trust me mate, this is one situation where you really don’t want it disappearing on you. If you are thinking this sounds like some sort of wild GG type windup, don’t. FUPA and the rather unfortunate condition of buried penis have been seriously studied in the medical world. So this isn’t just me f
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Kyoto Kyle · 7 hours ago7 hr

I honestly don’t understand why people spend so much of their lives worrying about whether they’re going to heaven or hell. How do we actually know either one exists? Because an ancient book says so? Written by people who were alive thousands of years ago and had no more ability to verify what happens after death than we do today? Somehow we’re supposed to accept that somebody who was alive, just like us when they wrote the book, figured out what happens after you die and then shared it whey th
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