Guess who?

Did she also tell her that her mother was a hamster, and her father smelled of elderberries?

I’m usually not one for buying into conspiracy theories, all this noise about bird flu, swine flu, Asian flu you see online just passes me by.

But, I saw a house the other day, and the agent said it had a chimney flu.

I’m not buying it.

A friend of mine just bought an AM radio.

Now he says he wants a PM one to listen to in the afternoon.

I was talking to a navy seal in Pattaya once.

To be honest, I've no idea why it was that colour.

I said to the Doctor, "I'm worried as whenever I go to visit my mother she gets my name wrong."
He asked, "Is it Alzheimer's?"
I said "No, It's Brian"

I just bought a non return valve at Home Pro, but it doesn't fit.

Do you think I can take it back?