Arty the hitman fell on hard times. He took a contract for $10. While strangling his victim outside Fred’s Fruit Shop, someone saw him so he strangled him too. The headlines next day read “Arty chokes 2 for $10 at Fred’s Fruit Shop. “

A 92 year old gentleman was sitting in a quiet corner of the pub drinking his beer minding his own business. He notices two elderly ladies who keep looking across at him and exchanging words.

 

Eventually they come across and one says “I’m sure I know you. Did you used to do a strongman act around the clubs about 50 years ago?”

 

He said “Actually, you are right but that was a long time ago so I am amazed that you recognised me.”

 

She said “ You were ever so strong and I remember at the end of your act you used to bend a big metal bar across your willy.” “Wow” said her friend “Can you still do that?”

 

 

He replied, rather wistfully, “No, not these days, my wrists have gone!”