13 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I was going to say "Three Chers" but...

A Glaswegian takes a girl home for the first time.

Dad; "Who's this?"

"It's Amanda."

Dad; "It's a f*ckin' what?!"

For those of you old enough to remember Ex-Lax and Fry's Chocolate

10 hours ago, Digitalbanana said:

They're looking Pretty Vacant to me 😎

I hope my Mrs appreciates the thought I put into selecting her birthday card this year. I doubt it though, selfish old cow.......

Recently, I had a medical issue that required some surgery. One my “friends” sent me this get well soon card.

The B’stard is getting one of my lipsticks for Christmas!!!

I set out in hopes of finding a town called Donut to do this with. There aren't any so this will have to do.