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Name things that Pattaya has that New York City doesn't

Jingthing · 14 hours ago14 hr

New York, New York. The city that never sleeps. If you can fake it there, you can fake it anywhere. So the exercise here is to name things found in the greater Pattaya area that you won't find in New York City (all boroughs). Let the game begin.
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Gaucho's Busted
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Y'all like spending 3000 baht on a steak in TH ? https://www.facebook.com/share/18LafkoCWP/
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Rainy season in Pattaya
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Rainy season in Pattaya

tygerstar · Sunday at 09:48 PM1 day

Hi. Any idea when the rainy season ends in Pattaya and when the cool season starts? When is the worst of the rainy season over? Thanks in advance.
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Kai Yok Krok restaurant
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Kai Yok Krok restaurant

Yagoda · Saturday at 12:27 PM2 days

there is this babbling big boob chick on intagram who runs this restaurant in pattaya called Kai Yok Krok. it has decent reviews on google. anyone ever eat there?
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Britain prepares to call back 95,000 veterans as Russia fears grow

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Britain prepares to call back 95,000 veterans as Russia fears grow 95,000 veterans — and an Army of just 71,000 Britain is preparing for an extraordinary military exercise next year — one that could see 95,000 former servicemen and women tested for recall in a national emergency. The exercise is designed to discover whether Britain's huge pool of former military personnel can actually be found, contacted, equipped and brought back into service if the country ever needs them. And there is a ra
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Is Iran plotting another October 7 with Hezbollah, fears grow
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Is Iran plotting another October 7 with Hezbollah, fears grow

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Is Iran ‘plotting another October 7’ with Hezbollah as fears of new Israel attack grow Is Iran preparing another October 7? Israeli intelligence assessments reported by several outlets claim Iran is attempting to rebuild and coordinate its regional network for a possible multi-front attack on Israel. The reported strategy would involve Iran working more closely with Hezbollah, Hamas, the Houthis and Iran-backed Iraqi militias, potentially allowing attacks from several directions simultaneous
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Should Australia and Israel move from Eurovision to Eurovision Asia?
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Should Australia and Israel move from Eurovision to Eurovision Asia?

Jingthing · 3 hours ago3 hr

First of all let's get this out of the way. Both Australia and Israel are eligible to be in Eurovision under the rules even though they both aren't in Europe. Also of course in the case of Israel there has been a lot of controversy about continuing to allow them in Eurovision for political reasons and a number of countries have boycotted because of their inclusion. No such issues about Australia. ANYWAY, this year Eurovision Asia starts. It's potential iis massive but on the other hand it might
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Small boats, big protests: Labour’s immigration problem comes ashore 140 arrivals — and hundreds on the streets Britain's small-boat crisis has produced another extraordinary weekend. A boat carrying around 140 asylum seekers was intercepted off Portsmouth — and before the new arrivals could even be taken away for processing, hundreds of anti-migrant protesters descended on the area. Roads were blocked. Coaches were obstructed. Police were forced to intervene and eventually issued a dispersal
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As he is from Southampton he probably asked for jail time?
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Another victim of the 'safe and effective' COVID-19 Mrna jab
Another victim of the 'safe and effective' COVID-19 Mrna jab

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We will probably never know how many actually died. In America, hospitals had different incentives than China. Funny how incentives determine "reported" outcomes.
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Britain prepares to call back 95,000 veterans as Russia fears grow
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Britain prepares to call back 95,000 veterans as Russia fears grow

Bannoi replied to Social Media's topic in What the Papers are Saying

I spent 22 years in the army plus another 9 years in the TA after that so I suppose I qualify as a veteran. Trouble is as much as I would be willing and I know a lot of ex-servicemen would I'm now 85 and get out of breath just climbing a flight of stairs. So if they are counting on people like me god help us better to bring back conscription.
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Why British?? Could be Thai, Chinese, American etc. etc.
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Has the Community Pub Run Its Course?
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Has the Community Pub Run Its Course?

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Over at least the last 4 or 5 months, I have noticed very few new and interesting topics in the Community Pub that are actually worth a laugh, a bit of mischief, a debate, some intellectual stimulation, or even a bit of serious contemplation. It feels like the days are gone when somebody would post a good yarn, a clever caper, an interesting observation, a bizarre theory, a cheeky windup or some truly off the wall subject that somehow managed to get half the pub arguing about it. These days, i
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Criticality of Maintaining Flexibility to Avoid Pedicures: And, why?
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Criticality of Maintaining Flexibility to Avoid Pedicures: And, why?

GammaGlobulin · 13 hours ago13 hr

The Importance of Maintaining Flexibility to Avoid Costs of Pedicures: And, Why? Dear Folks, Here is a bit of news you can use. But first, a question: How many of you older TV-Members are still able to cut your toenails without assistance? Such a question! And it really should be submitted here as a TV-Poll….(but I do not know how to create a Poll, and never will…) If you are unable to do so, i.e. touch your toes, by yourself, and if you must rely on GFs or Wives, then why? Is this due
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Preserving Balance into OLD AGE: Kazotsky Kick…best…???
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Preserving Balance into OLD AGE: Kazotsky Kick…best…???

GammaGlobulin · 14 hours ago14 hr

Dear Folks, As we all know, those of us who are old, and even older, the importance of preserving balance can mean the difference between a hip-fracture, and a happy life. This idea of balance has been thoroughly documented in articles concerning geriatric medicine, and sports medicine, too, not to mention papers on how to use a balance beam, in grade school. Yet, what most medical researchers discussing geriatric medicine rarely broach, is the advantages of practicing the Kazotsky Kick. Wha
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