Jamesyboi Posted February 18, 2007 Posted February 18, 2007 A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear." It says, ''Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.''
lampard10 Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant. A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear." It says, ''Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.'' But that would prove that he's guilty.
Crossy Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 The version I heard involved a different kind of 'shooting' not suitable for a family forum BTW "Eats, shoots and leaves" is an excellent book on English punctuation by Lynne Truss. "I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"
Crossy Posted February 19, 2007 Posted February 19, 2007 so so The book or the joke? "I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"
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