Jamesyboi Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms. Q: Why does it work? A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?" Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out. Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Neither could the blondes. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them. Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? A: Two brunettes Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....? A: A blond doing cartwheels. Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort. Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common? A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige? A: Lipstick on the cucumbers! Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win. Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: Because she's been laid all over the country. Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod... Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it. Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? A: They both drip when they're f**ked. Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry! Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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