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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2019 to all TVF


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3 minutes ago, swissie said:

I know, I will be violating copyright laws:
"Enjoy each miserable day".
I intend to do just that!

No worries.

Enjoy each miserable day is in the pubic domain. 

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And to all the TVisers who liked me, Happy New Year. To the others........Happy New Year as well, good will to all men. X

 

Now who shall we slag off tonight?

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And many happy returns to one and all.

A little "footnote". After a 10 yr. breakup this was the first Christmas and New Year I spent alone..took 69 years to have this "new experience". I decided it will never happen again even if I have to get meself a "new Hostage"...(a wife)...555. 

Again, Happy New year to everyone and all your families and may all your hopes and wishes be fulfilled.

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BOOM BOOM BLUDDY BOOM,

What a crock of sh*t.

We all want to go to sleep,

We’ve had enough, now split.

Coz every buggers going bang,

Shooting fire like it’s a war,

Put your kids and dogs to bed,

And let us old buggers snore.

 

(Courtesy of Kevin Bluddy Wilson)

 

I just wanted to put my head down and get some gonk - same as every other sane person would around this time of night.

Then the entire figgin' world exploded in a false sense that something special is happening.

 

Everyone has turned into a pyro-bluddy-maniac. Shooting fireworks everywhere, concussing urban foxes, wheelie bins and any passing Nissan Micra with spent pyrotechnics, and waking decent people with their beer-soaked "revelry".

 

It's bluddy midnight!!!

Shut the fegg up and take your shrieking bimbos, your over-tired kids and your yapping figgin' dogs indoors!!

Next time, do it at 11.00 in the morning on the 7th of March - I'll be at work then so won't hear it.

You bastards 😞

 

Happiness to all.

 

Sort of.

 

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1 hour ago, dotpoom said:

And many happy returns to one and all.

A little "footnote". After a 10 yr. breakup this was the first Christmas and New Year I spent alone..took 69 years to have this "new experience". I decided it will never happen again even if I have to get meself a "new Hostage"...(a wife)...555. 

Again, Happy New year to everyone and all your families and may all your hopes and wishes be fulfilled.

The first one is the worst dude. It gets better, trust me......Happy New Year.

 

Rather than spend stupid money, I gobbled some Moo on a Stick, a Beer Chang, and braved the crowd on the Taksin bridge. I could just hear some woman whinging to me, god are you going to stand their all night?

 

Yep

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