Joke For Women

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, > where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at > the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

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> 1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

> 2. There are six floors and the value of the products increase as > the shopper ascends. 3. The shopper may choose any item from a > particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but > cannot go back down except to exit the building!

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> So a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

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> On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

> Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

> She continues upward.

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> The second floor sign reads:

> Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

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> She continues upward.

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> The third floor sign reads:

> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good > looking.

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> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

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> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking

> and help with housework.

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> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she > goes

> to the fifth floor and sign reads:

> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good > looking, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

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> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where > the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

> There are no men

> on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are

> impossible to please.

> "Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."

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> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a new wives > store just across the street, also with six floors and the same > rules.

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> The first floor has wives that love sex.

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> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

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> The third through sixth floors have never been visited.