6 Jokes

[Jamesyboi]

A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender, Dick, his habit, would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 P.M. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri, Dick!" "No", replied the bartender, "It's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

What did one snowman say to the other?

Smells like carrots

Whats the only problem with having sex with 27 year olds

Theres 20 of them

Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

A: Put a nipple on it

Q: Why is the basic Irish currency called a punt?

A: Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

These 2 guys are camping and they get lost, they are captured by a group of tribal men and taken back to the leader. The leader asks one of them "death or bubushka?"

he responds "bubushaka", so all the tribals line up and have anal with him.

The leader asks the last guy "death or bubushka?"

He thinks that he would rather die than have anal with all these guys so he says "death"

The leader replies "Death by bubushka