why dont women have to wear watches?

Cause theres a perfectly good one on the oven.

Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

why are women always cold?

Cause they are too far away from the oven.

Why haven't they sent any women to the moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. It should be open when the woman gives it to you

What does it mean when your wife serves you breakfast in bed?

You made her chain too long

why do women get married in white?

cause all household appliances are white