Recently I bought a new Toyota Landcruiser but I had to return it to the

dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The car salesman explained that the radio was voice activated and

demonstrated this brilliant feature.

"Nelson," the salesman called to the radio.

The radio then responded "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he called back and immediately the radio burst into song "On

the Road Again".

Then the salesman calls "Ray Charles," and in an instant "Georgia on My

Mind" immediately replaces the Willie Nelson song.

I drove away very happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,

"Beethoven," I'd receive beautiful classical music for the afternoon.

Then I would say "Beatles," and I would hear a multitude of those great

awesome songs from the 60-80's.

It was fun and even my wife even got into it too.

"Billy Joel" and up came 'The Piano Man"

"Rolling Stones" and up came "Jumpin Jack Flash" plus many other great

Stone's hits.

But yesterday, I had the best experience of all.

A couple tried to run a red light and I nearly creamed my new car, but

luckily I managed to swerve in time to avoid hitting them.

I immediately yelled in anger, "Arse Holes!"

Guess what !!

Immediately up came the COLLINGWOOD Team Song through my

speakers!!

God ###### it, I just LOVE this new car!

I must have gone to the same Toyota dealership, Jamesyboi.

I was driving to work this morning and a group of young boys rode their push-bikes straight through a Stop Sign.

Forced to brake heavily to avoid hitting them, I yelled out: 'F%#*ing Kids!'

Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' started playing on the radio.

Peter

Recently I bought a new Toyota Landcruiser but I had to return it to the

dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.

I immediately yelled in anger, "Arse Holes!"

Guess what !!

Immediately up came the COLLINGWOOD Team Song through my

speakers!!

God ###### it, I just LOVE this new car!

Ahh Jamesyboi - you have surpassed yourself. I am guessing thought that there are a bunch of septic tanks and poms trying to figure out what a collingwood is.

what's the difference between a collingwood supporter and sperm

sperm has a 1 in 300,000 chance of becomming human

What's the difference between Collingwood and the Boy Scouts?

Boy Scouts don't waste 3 matches.

Peter

Ahh Jamesyboi - you have surpassed yourself. I am guessing thought that there are a bunch of septic tanks and poms trying to figure out what a collingwood is.

Possibly, but most of the septic tanks couldn't care less anyway. I can't begin to speak for the poms. Go Pies!