1. Why do the professional and office ladies and govt girls wear those black hot hair ribbons?

 

2. Why do all the older Hi so ladies have bouffant hair dos?

 

3. Why are there so many bakeries and coffee shops/stands/carts?

 

4. Is the Honda Wave the "it" rig?

 

5. How do the chicks ride sidesaddle without falling off?

 

6. Can girls make a living being a "pretty"?

 

7. What are the ladies saying when they are shouting in the markets?

 

8. Why arent there more trash cans on the street?

 

9. Why do older Thai market or vendor ladies poke me in the stomach and giggle?

 

10. Why do Thai market ladies tell me they love me?

 

11. Are BIB uniforms made of stretch fabric?

 

12. Why do security guards salute?

 

13.  Why are there so many damn roosters?

 

14. Why does it seem that the ladies do all the work?

 

15. Are there monkeys in Bangkok or am I seeing things?

 

16. Why does Khao San Road look cleaner that it ever has?

 

17.  If you wear elephant pants at home and nobody sees you, are you still an ass*ol*?

 

18. HOW DO THEY MAKE THE CHICKENS FLAT?

 

19. What do anglers fish for here in Thailand?

 

20. Whats the difference between "Hat Yai" fried chicken and regular fried chicken?

 

 

Clearly young man, it appear that you have too much free and idle time on your hand.. a hobby would be nice change...

11 minutes ago, ezzra said:

Clearly young man, it appear that you have too much free and idle time on your hand.. a hobby would be nice change...

Naw, Im just waiting for my undies to dry....

17 minutes ago, ezzra said:

Clearly young man, it appear that you have too much free and idle time on your hand.. a hobby would be nice change...

But that's what supporting Millwall does to ya. ????

Wonder why the OP wears shades on the top of his head in the dark...????

Here goes...…...

 

1. They are mourning the death of democracy

2. They are all aspiring Khunyings

3. Supply and demand?

4. If you can afford one or it's the Honda Dream

5. Built in suction

6. A handsome living

7. Look at the long nose farang

8. They want to catch and fine litterers

9. Simple minds

10. They are liars

11. Cotton non stretch

12. Makes them feel important

13. Aroy mak….very tasty

14. Men's fragile ego's dictate

15. They're everywhere

16. The vendors have been moved

17. I wear them at home, I think they are cool

18. Hard blow with the flat side of a meat cleaver

19. Anything that swims

20. Hat Yai is southern fried chicken

 

Hope your undies dried ok!

3 hours ago, PatOngo said:

Hope your undies dried ok!

I used to just turn them inside out but I'm trying to develop class even if it's low.

8 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

I used to just turn them inside out but I'm trying to develop class even if it's low.

I threw mine out, years ago. Easier for the girls to "access all areas".

And this is without med ganja......

21 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

I used to just turn them inside out but I'm trying to develop class even if it's low.

If they are still sticky after drying, I suggest you wash them first.

9: because you're "poom pui"
10: because you pay 2x

17 hours ago, EVENKEEL said:

And this is without med ganja......

says who

And this is without med ganja......

Someone's tagline says

"Thailand,LSD without the LSD"

1/ You have been in Bangkok too long

 

2/ See answer 1.

 

3/ Every Thai wants to be an entrepreneur.

 

4/ Hondas in general. I never thought of a Honda Civic as a luxury vehicle, but there it is.

 

5/ By holding onto the person driving with one hand. The other hand is used to take selfies.

 

6/ Yes, anywhere there is a car on show or a beer stand.

 

7/ Here comes an ugly farang.

 

8/ Get real, why would you need trashcans when the whole country is a rubbish dump?

 

9/ See answer 7.

 

10/ They live in hope that your wallet is  bigger  than your gut.

 

My attention span is now exhausted. I'm going for a swim.

Why do women (sometimes men too)..put their hand/s over their mouth when laughing?

Why do women (sometimes men too)..put their hand/s over their mouth when laughing?

Because they have buck teeth/and or food particles stuck...

23 hours ago, Spidey said:

I threw mine out, years ago. Easier for the girls to "access all areas".

Could get interesting for the cops if your zipper happened to jam or break while using a public toilet. I'm reasonably sure Thailand has indecent exposure laws.

On ‎2‎/‎19‎/‎2019 at 8:53 PM, Nyezhov said:

 

9. Why do older Thai market or vendor ladies poke me in the stomach and giggle?

Are you the Pillsbury Doughboy ?

57 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Could get interesting for the cops if your zipper happened to jam or break while using a public toilet. I'm reasonably sure Thailand has indecent exposure laws.

It's actually illegal to leave the house without underwear in Thailand. Once tried a pair of shorts on in Big C. No changing rooms available so I just dropped my pants between the racks. Wife thought that I was nuts. I have no shame.

1 minute ago, Spidey said:

It's actually illegal to leave the house without underwear in Thailand. Once tried a pair of shorts on in Big C. No changing rooms available so I just dropped my pants between the racks. Wife thought that I was nuts. I have no shame.

Interesting, I didn't know that. Although some of the G-strings Thai chicks wear - they may as well not have underwear.

2 hours ago, dotpoom said:

Why do women (sometimes men too)..put their hand/s over their mouth when laughing?

To make it  more  obvious they really are.....or are  japanese.

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

Interesting, I didn't know that. Although some of the G-strings Thai chicks wear - they may as well not have underwear.

A  gap in  the  law.

13 hours ago, Spidey said:

No changing rooms available so I just dropped my pants between the racks. Wife thought that I was nuts.I have no shame.

And obviously nothing to brag about if no one noticed and you weren't kicked out! 

 

Although maybe those of us who wear kilts "commando style" should keep quiet!  I was once asked what if anything was worn under my kilt and my response was "nothing, it is all in perfect working order".

????

 

On 2/19/2019 at 6:53 PM, Nyezhov said:

4. Is the Honda Wave the "it" rig?

5. How do the chicks ride sidesaddle without falling off?

I'll address these two:

4. It's popular cuz it's affordable and cheap to repair.

5. No one knows, it's the 8th wonder of the world.