Saturday Blonde Joke

Saturday Blonde Joke

A blond gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming

from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on

the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" she asks.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.

The blond rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's

dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt

Donna is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"

The blond slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,

right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough,

there is her best friend, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten no good moron" she screams. "My husband's having a

heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!