Apartment For Rent

[Axel]

A man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for

$100, so they did.......

Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that

he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the

payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT".

On the way to the office he regretted what he has done, and decided that the

whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check

for $50 and enclose the following note:

Dear Madam,

Enclosed find check in the amount of $50 for rent of your apartment. I am

not sending the full amount agreed upon, because when I rented the

apartment, i was under the impression that:

1. it has never been occupied,

2. that there was plenty of heat,

3. that is small enough to make me cozy and at home.

Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that

there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $50

with the following note:

Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to

remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if

you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, apartment is indeed of

regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do

not blame the landlady.