Older Women

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.Here are just a few reasons why:A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit aroundwhining about it.She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.Women over 40 are dignified.They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle ofan expensive restaurant.Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they thinkthey can get away with it.Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.They know what it's like to be unappreciated.Women get psychic as they age.You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than heryounger counterpart.A women over forty will tell you right off ifyou are a jerk if you are acting like one.You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald,paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year oldwaitress.Ladies, I apologize.For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk forfree?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are againstmarriage.